October 30, 2008

Eric's kingdom of boredom

Wednesday(29thOct)..shitfaced day arrived every once in a week.STRESS and bored but little fantasies might work out just well somehow...sometimes...credits to Mervyn L. .. it may get a little crappie and lame as it gets along so bear with me..:)

lets meet the MAIN CASTS

yeah, a lighter and a HIGHlighter

lets compare abit..can see?

courts paper..



the DEFENDENT,mR. MERVYN L. and the PLAINTIFF,mR. ERIC P.

the JUDGE, kimchoo

COURTROOM entrance

CLASSROOM exit.

the third practitioner,mR. thava accumulating evidence.

COURT!!... lol.

October 28, 2008

nan ren KTV.

qian zou cai gang gang xiang qi
jiu you ren ku hong le yan jing
chang zhe ta men
de ding qing qu
dui bu qi
di le ni de shang xin guo qu
yi dui nan ren xia le ban bu hui qu
shi ji ge ren zuo zai ktv
chang zhao qing chun
sui feng yuan qu de hui yi
shuo zhe nian tou
hai you shen me rang wo men dong xin
nan ren ge chang gei shei lai ting
xia yi shou you mei you ni xin qing
wo he ni wen bie
zai wu ren de jie
zhang xue you chang chu wo de qing jie
nan ren ge chang gei shei lai ting
xia yi shou you mei you ni xin qing
ni de bei bao
rang wo zou de hao huan man
chen yi xun na shou ge
shi chang de ta zi ji
nan ren ge yuan lai
chang de dou shi bu gan shuo de xin qing
yi dui nan ren xia le ban bu hui qu
shi ji ge ren zuo zai ktv
chang zhao qing chun
sui feng yuan qu de hui yi
shuo zhe nian tou
hai you shen me rang wo men dong xin
nan ren ge chang gei shei lai ting
xia yi shou
you mei you ni xin qing
wo he ni wen bie
zai wu ren de jie
zhang xue you chang chu wo de qing jie
nan ren ge chang gei shei lai ting
xia yi shou you mei you ni xin qing
ni de bei bao
rang wo zou de hao huan man
chen yi xun na shou ge
shi chang de ta zi ji
nan ren ge yuan lai
chang de dou shi bu gan shuo de xin qing
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October 27, 2008

FAGGOTIE FATTY.

I wonder why people don't grow up according to time. i mean the brain system and attitude. the physical part grew up way too well(he is kinda plump... see i respect u, you mutherfucker fat ass "LUN" ) this lunatic permanent staff of mine working for SAMSUNG together somehow piSSed !!! me off, like damn alot.. lets not bother talking about what took place when i worked for first week, the very recent case was that he's being such an ANNOYING interference that i just couldn't stand a sight of him. not even his shadow. it happens this way. . .

I was serving a customer. everything went well. we talked about LCD specs, inches, prices . and out of fucking nowhere there he is rushing towards me and "YES SIR?". . there goes my customer.. WTF man?? are u like some kinda freak who steals ur own part time promoter's customer? this is not the first time LUN!! it has been happening for the past few damned days. u gotta learn to respect. its not as though i was chasing him out that u gotta savour his ass ??! i am serving him, CUSTOMER SERVICE u know??!!! after he stole my customer all i can do is putting that fakey smile on my little face :) and told myself to be patient.. " wait eric, wait till he is done, you get him done with", i was telling myself. then . .

He's finally done with that customer, the customer even got carried away that he sympathises me and give me a pat on my back saying " Tak pa la, dik". . and then showtime!!! I confronted him. i've thought so long of what to say to make it less tense. however, whenever his face appeared i just couldn't stand myself but to ask . .
" LUN, u have issues with me? (he replied no) ,
whats with all the fuss stealing my customers?,
u have some psychiatric illness? (his face turn red,his eyes hot in flame) ,
why picking on me? although i work130 perday and u getting 1k permonth,
still u shouldn't pick on me (he's uneasy with my pay from the start),
***
(he start replying)
u know what? if i have an issue with you,
you have been long gone from here.
but i didn't do that because i can see you are improving,
do you know if u ever make any mistake,
SAMSUNG will neither blame Alan nor you,
but its ME!!
(wow, his "ME" was screechingly LOUD, remarkably living woofer)
***
(i nodded and laughed, then i moved on)
if u have issues with tell me directly,
if SAMSUNG ever ask you about my performance, tell them what you see,
i seriously don't mind,
if you are trying to help pls dont interfere while i don't need you,
im trying to handle customers without your guidance,
so please if you care don't do this to me again,
anyway, LUN did u open any sales for the past 3 days?
***
OK, THATS WHAT YOU SAID!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME,
JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID!!! "
(obviously he ignored my last question:) )
---
that was just a brief one that i've included only the main points of our conversation.. this guy is really a pain in my ass (also applicable to those working in HARVEY NORMAN, PAVILLION) . after that he didn't talk to me, as usual. not even dare to come 5feet closer to me. haha..what a winner. one sentence for you LUN, learn to grow up, think maturely coz everyone works for money if not i wouldn't be there, and just don't steal anymore, its a crime :) hope u read my post and then i'll be glad!! solely dedicated to you LUN.

October 25, 2008

FIGURES ! part two



zzzz.... my life appears again..=)

this time announcing that i'm officially certified

to work the following weekend..
coz i sold a not-so-expensive,

40 inch
3 SERIES

LCD tv.
Rm 3999.




this is what keeps me on board. mr. alan, too bad..


pathetic

anyway, thanks ee ling for your wish

appreciate it..=)

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On my way back, me saw Raymond (Lam Fung)

he had his meet the ugly fans

in front of pavillion entrance



best shots i can get.-.- ..zzzz..

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this post getting a little trashed coz

i came accross this pic of

Honda Accord

which i thought of sharing with u guys.


nice eh??

thanks eugene for the pics.

till then. . .z z z Z z

poppy

Drop dead awsomely tired..but manage to blog about my life..:)
it was a bored ass night (23rd) that i spent in front of my comp. till mr.patrick called to go for a little drink..little. we still have our half drank DEWArs so we decided to just make ends meet. pics are as follwing. . .by the way, 5 of us went ,Patrick,Dickson, Wayne, Shelyn and Eric p.




sorry im new to this.. :)

motherfucker bartenders are cheap.we have more than this!!

my precious.a stick a day, keeps my sis away.

mr. patrick

mr. dickson


bros b4 whores?

cheers!! shelyn lanci..-.-

alcohol starts kicking in.pics getting more bumpyeric's idea..i love red wine anyway:)ang mos getting soaked up.shelyn finally drunk.happier times for wayne.the fatties clan.my paradise.occassionally..

never wanted to club anymore on a thursday..life's a bitch, money is hard to earn, work at 10 later. . -.-

October 23, 2008

FIGURES !

it ain't math, it ain't sizes, it ain't how much per barrel cost, it ain't birthdays. . .It's Mr. Alan (my store manager) preaching me about how important those FIGURES!!! are to him..or in another way Harvey Norman.. and it ain't funny...i've worked 5 bored ass days but still no sales... well, i took things lightly at first, thinking 130bucks was easy blings but nothing comes easy anyway. and judgement day is set to come, if i were to be shooting blanks on my sales record for this following three days work, beginning on fri24th, HN will be kissing my ass goodbye..


"eric, I know you are a nice guy. i've watch



you performed but we want figures.



you should know your brand well,



you should take more talks,



you should be aggressive,



you..bla bla bla"
Mr. Alan, you are also a nice guy..a typical one.:) insya-allah i can persuade somebody to buy stuff from me..a LCD 32'' will be more than enough.. a store as empty as the one in pavillion should spare more time on yourself:)


analising women's interest nowadays.


anyway, i work for SAMSUNG -.-

October 22, 2008

i should have sucked on weed..today

wednesday.dull day.trashed day.shitfaced day..rainy day. anyday will be better but wednesday, a day i would never want to have a second chance. wassup with that? well,keep it short, classes from 8 to 6 straight..XD..i felt so fortunate! hmmmph.. i would never imagine it happening to me in my coll days.. like what had been stated, i should smoke a whole stick of weed and laugh my ass off to coll until it finally ends at 6. then, what happen wont bother me much.i'll be a happier man.XD

October 21, 2008

i never thought of doing this before.

A noob like me bloggin at this point of time seems a little weird..no, very weird. how do i start? i might have asked. i never expect anyone to read as i would not ask for more. maybe the title itself speaks for my stand for that someone that i endeavoured to love.