Showing posts with label craps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label craps. Show all posts

August 16, 2009

Snoring causes insomnia too..

Recently, i've been put to bed with my 10 year old brother..he is a heavy snorer while im really bothered..sometimes he reduce me to tears.coz I CAN'T SLEEP!!! i tried all the ways to make him stop like pressing his nose, blocking his nostrils, put a pillow on top of his chubby face or even side kicked him..all these efforts are just wasting another minute of my sleep.nevertheless, i just couldn't bother more.and rest of the times i justcount sheeps..so i was detered to make a discovery on my own; to find out what SNORING is all about...
well, i've encyclopedia-ed, and guess what snoring can be caused by lots of shits man..and i can't be listing them all, just the one probably my brother is facing which is FATS gathering in and around the throat(HAHAHA),which somehow blocks the passage to smooth flowing of air in the mouth and nose...i don see you've even got a neck my brother,the truth may be unpleasant but just helpless to say that my brother is quite plump if you would excuse me. but thats not the issue here..i am FAT too!!

ok, enough to be told. the facts speak for themselves better.
1)Alcohol makes snoring worse but i'm lucky that i do not have to go through it..
2)Obessed or overweight ppl tends to snore more but i'm an average size ppl:)
3)Sleeping on the back increase the chance of snoring..that is why in Burning Flame 3, the first aiders always turn injured ppl around to rest sideways, to improve air flow..:) watch more tvb peeps.
4)Older ppl and smokers are twice as likely to snore.or maybe older smokers..check that out Patrick.lol

June 5, 2009

I M S O M N I A s u c k s . .

yes, so practically tonight i'm gonna blog about my recent health..which seems to deteriorate like..fucking lot? i realized that Hey, i got a real big ass stomach now?? all thanks to Heineken, Carlsberg, and Guinness Stout (ma fav)...thats so fugly.. and ya, i'm having serious imsomnia these days.. i went to bed at 3, and starry starry eyes only goes to dream at 7? the 4 hrs in between is kinda like doing all i can. eg. counting sheeps, dreaming about getting rich, driving my dream car?, figuring out how my future wife looks like, and all sorts of stupid thinkings.. but i was really determined to sleep.i even slapped myself, but unfortunately it doesnt work at all.. so there goes my bedtime while reminding myself that i need to wake up early the day after...

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by the way, the main reason i'm blogging now is that i need to print out my notes for finals revision. im so not free.. actually i should be sleeping by now coz i was really tired..but imsomnia strikes when midnight approaches.. SIGH, GOD IS SO THOUGHTFUL, THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIIFUL.. in conclusion, i just wanna sleep.pls?

March 28, 2009

i wanna dance

its one fifty 8 in the morning,
i wanna dance.
i couldn't complete my assignment today,
i did 2 quarter of it but am stuck at no. 1,
i tried hard,
maybe it is because i have not been into studying lately,
very occasionally im seen in college,
i wanna dance.
my life these days have been pretty fast paced,
sometimes its too fast that i couldn't control,
is this a life of my own im living?
i wanna dance.
i was into her,
i am still into her,
and i will still be into u,
did i fail to impress u?
i remember the way we kissed in my car.
i wanna dance.
that day was gloomy,
its not entirely dark nor bright,
enough to see the road im taking?
it was not a long journey,
but the journey was long enough that we all know its unreachable,
we don wanna be there,
red paints,
burnt buildings,
creepy land,
deserted hotel rooms,
God in control?
i wanna dance.
today my mood was fair,
raining all day long makes me sleepy,
however i did not give up,
sometimes i dun wanna sleep too much,
i wanna see more of the world and u,
i managed to work through chill times,
and yes,
i wanna dance.
the night approached fast,
my peeps called for a drink,
thinkin of u makes me sober and harbouring for a cold beer may sound right,
i din in the end,
instead i had supper with my family,
seeing ppl weeing through traffic,
rushing to clubs? yes, no? why?
i wanna drink,
i am listening to superstar dj & food for woofers,
i wanna dance. -Ashn

March 23, 2009

DOGSs

as u peeps already know, eric p. is afraid of dogs..ya, damn true.. im even afraid of puppies u might ever wonder..haha..but i came across this mail about funny dog pics.. sharing is caring.. yes no? (vivians style,lol)


the spider dog..ugly as fcuk..what kind of dog is this? i tak tau...
this dog looks like a character which i cant think of now..damn sad dog poser..

cats and dogs can be frens too..




the cheerleading dog.. only for bitches.. lolx


the not-entirely-dead-but-looks-like-one dog.. hush puppies uses this kind of dogs to advertise their shoes..why?


dogs have festivals too.. they are happening as well..


cuddly little cute dunno what name dog.

is this an ad for China McDonalds?? ppl there eat dog meat right? what will it be in the next 5 years in Malaysia? will it be eric p. eating Mcchicken Deluxe while shuffling in McDonalds? or maybe McDonalds selling chaw kuey tiow ?


this is one lusty bitch..lolx

hahaha..laugh out loud.. *im not on E


a fan of Bolt maybe..trying his new own ideology.

looks like u!!


shawt dog..


this is my favourite.. HOT DOGS yo!!!

March 3, 2009

burn me

thinking soon after today i'll be facing the music, coz test lands tomorrow.i wonder what i can do much bout it..but i got up to make myself dig for this, a lil contribution to my blog, my e-diary.. maybe reminding me in near future that mistakes should not be mistaken and life should be enjoyed accordingly in a more discipline way i guess... yea, i've not been behaving well lately. i hope by quirk of fate, i score like mad tomorrow for my ACC103 test..hahaha.. anyway, regards from anyone for me is welcome :)..i need all the luck in the world. :)

December 21, 2008

pre-Christmas

ok..so the day i long for has arrived..its the day i can be really relaxed and just enjoy the festive mood..its still very clear in my mind what i thought on this friday..i was thinkin "ok, time will really fly and sunday is here in no time"..and zooopp! here i am..haha..crap..anyway, i'll not be in Malaysia for awhile till 27th i think?? hope my 25o sing Dollar and my dad's contribution will do me sth good..perhaps a pair cool kicks and some other stuff?? anyway, its 2.41 for the exchange rate..fucking eat my liver la..malaysian gov. no use... limbeh's hard earned money u know ar? till then i'll post some nice pic of me in the lion city..adios..

December 9, 2008

jingle bell jingle bell...

...jingle all the way... time flies, mosquitoes should die(no idea??!), peepal come and go, work thru and flow, and i'm here to know... that it's DECEMBER!!..well, not too late to realize eh?? haha.. anyway, hello my dear readers again..its been some time since my last post insisting to blog about my clubbings...however, some technical problems do appear and i didn't get to do it..(it's okay PLUMPKIN, laziness is nth big though) ...
So, exams over, job coming to an end and the festive summer is not to be missed..i'm so in the mood ya' all!!! :) but life still dead.. :( i always thought after exams i'll be fucking busy with stuff like going out alot,, manyak manyak plans and no time to stay at home.. but wtf, im soooo the opposite now.. but time will pass, days still come, coz tomorrow tomorrow and tomorrow my sorrow will not be borrowed, everything will start again at zero and i'm actually a zorro?? hero??..no i'm a zero :)
sorry for the crap..my life ain't that happening , so ..hmmmmph, ya.. i just hope that christmas will arrive so fcking soon so that i can do shopping..i seriously need a new wardrobe and since im getting paid quite handsomely so why not spending? . .and i'm gonna do that in the lion city.. 23rd dec, S'pore here i come.. kiasus pls don't grab everything..leave some for malaysians like me..lol..
till then,
i reckon my next post will
have something to
do with partying?
see ya. . .

October 30, 2008

Eric's kingdom of boredom

Wednesday(29thOct)..shitfaced day arrived every once in a week.STRESS and bored but little fantasies might work out just well somehow...sometimes...credits to Mervyn L. .. it may get a little crappie and lame as it gets along so bear with me..:)

lets meet the MAIN CASTS

yeah, a lighter and a HIGHlighter

lets compare abit..can see?

courts paper..



the DEFENDENT,mR. MERVYN L. and the PLAINTIFF,mR. ERIC P.

the JUDGE, kimchoo

COURTROOM entrance

CLASSROOM exit.

the third practitioner,mR. thava accumulating evidence.

COURT!!... lol.